How do they imprison criminals on the large Greek island? They use con Crete.Ĭhristopher Plummer's career has gone down the pipes.ĭid you see the Carpenters' on their wedding night? Yes I saw wood nail box. Speaking of woodwork, what's Queen Elizabeth's favourite screw? Philipshead. The squad in Florida that cracks down on carpentry infractions? Miami Vise. ::raises fist::: There'll Be Hell to I.M. We were getting bogged down in cementics. I was arguing with a construction worker. When the carpenter was shirking his work, using his tool in a circular arc, the foreman said “Quit plane a round!” Why don't architects get into heaven? Jesus was a carpenter. What did the announcer scream when the wooden model of the Hindenburg burst into flames? “Oh, the mahogany!” The lonely carpenter is sad when he can't get lathed. If General Custer had conquered France, they’d call it the Trifle tower! Plumbers have a multi-fauceted personality. Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites? Budweiser: King of Beards. Why did the electrical system in the prison keep malfunctioning? The warden didn’t hire an electrician he let a conduit.ĭoes Sir Mix-a-Lot like French art? Yes – he likes to Louvre-it Louvre-it!
Which cooking invention makes you cooler? Stay in less steel. Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet. He was known as size-mall-ogist.Īspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row. The retired earthquake expert began a new career as consultant specializing in large shopping centers. The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo. Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down? Because, Pharoah said, Don’t bust my Cheops! How do statues get rid of sore throats? By gargoyling. Coli-seum.Ĭlown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style. The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China. Who did Noah hire to build his boat? An arkitect of course! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you… Young Architect’s Collection of Architecture and Construction Puns! In fact several Architects have told me they aren’t funny and unfollowed me. Occasionally I’ll drip them out on the Official Young Architect Instagram account in the stories.Īnnnnnd I’m pretty sure no one thinks they are funny but me. I have been collecting architecture puns for a few years now. Jokes are the funniest thing in the world!Īrchitecture puns are even funnier! This whole architecture thing has gotten way too serious.
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